Translation. Some dude killed Bruce Wayne’s parents, so Rahs Al-Ghul was all like, “Go to Gotham. Revenge that sheeeet.” So Bruce went to a house and found some Spidey shooters in the basement. So now he’s Spider-man, and he’s taking on the nefarious Abnormal Drug Trafficker, you know, and other kin-folk he’s kind of, probably close to.

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