Says here I write like Chuck Palahniuk.

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I apologize to all you Chalahniuk fans out thar that some text analyzer told me I write like him.

Clickety, if you’re like, curious.

Thanks implication for teh link.

According to this, I write like Stephen King.

I studied Cinema and English in school and tried putting in two back-to-back papers I wrote for an undergraduate seminar on Franz Kafka my senior year. I always knew that the papers were bullshit, but now I have proof.

Paper 1 = Dan Brown

Paper 2 = H.P. Lovecraft