Dan Gilbert's Personal Guarantee

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Once in a rare while, someone really pisses me off.

After a healthy dose of whiskey, I open Gmail and draft a letter so scathing, it makes paint peel and school children cry.

Rationality returns with mere seconds to spare, however, and I opt for the button labeled “Discard.”

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Dan Gilbert?

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He hits “Send.”

You know what, I don’t care if it’s a played out and pretentious statement to make. I’m gonna be the one to make it. Again.

Dan Gilbert? You write a personal letter to your fans using Comic Sans (or someone you know and trust allows the letter to be posts on NBA.com in said font)? For shame. Sorry Cavaliers fans, your curse continues because of that.