shellyleonard:

Annoyed by the guy sitting next to me at Java Joe’s. In five minutes he’s said to his friend:

1) Des Moines is terrible. I used to live in Chicago and this place is sooo small.

2) Java Joe’s is weird. I usually go to Starbucks but my girlfriend really likes this place.

3) Good bars around here? Yeah, there’s a few. My favorite is Liar’s Club.

Three reasons we will never get along.

To be fair, Chicago is a lot better than Des Moines.