June 2010
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This is currently happening via e-mailed text...
Sam: drinkin' zima. singing karaoke. we pimping
Sam: lame. I need you now tonight. and I need you now forever
Sam: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Me: Are you drunk Rick-Rolling me via text messe from Japan?
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So, Oprah’s running a contest to give people a show. I hate Oprah. Zach here has cerebral palsy and wants a show. Zach is hilarious and I like Zach. I want him to have a show. Vote for Zach here.
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I'm tearing up over here...
You know, like eyewater. Sam Mendes and his iPhone commercial. Talk about pulling on some heart strings, and then ripping them out your face.
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Gah. Apple has me wrapped around their finger. If...
For shame.
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Astronauts? More like astro-nuts. How you gonna be all “Howdy, I’m a...
– Welp, I guess it’s time for me to go to bed.
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I find it pretty hilarious that Gizmodo didn't get...
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Every time a student asks my age...
Student: (in Japanese) How old are you?
Me: How old am I? I'm 24.
Random other student: Jack Bauer...
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