July 2010
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We must not allow ourselves to be deflected from such conclusions by the denials...
– Sigmund Freud, “Some Psychological Consequences of the Anatomical Distinction between the Sexes”
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Says here I write like Chuck Palahniuk. →
teaforonesvp:
eft:
I apologize to all you Chalahniuk fans out thar that some text analyzer told me I write like him.
Clickety, if you’re like, curious.
Thanks implication for teh link.
According to this, I write like Stephen King.
I studied Cinema and English in school and tried putting in two back-to-back papers I wrote for an undergraduate seminar on Franz Kafka my senior year. I...
The whole world’s been tamed by men who eat biscuits.
– Bad Blake in Crazy Heart
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Dan Gilbert's Personal Guarantee →
yym:
Once in a rare while, someone really pisses me off.
After a healthy dose of whiskey, I open Gmail and draft a letter so scathing, it makes paint peel and school children cry.
Rationality returns with mere seconds to spare, however, and I opt for the button labeled “Discard.”
Dan Gilbert?
He hits “Send.”
You know what, I don’t care if it’s a played out and pretentious...
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Never Mind The Bolex: Exciting →
We just finished our first read through of the completed script with one of our producers. Granted this wasn’t with actors yet but it still went really well. We’re starting to talk fund raising, pre production, and general forward motion. Couldn’t help but get a big ol’ smile on my face when he…
Get ready to empty those pocketbooks and beer koozies. Christian and Hunter are makin’...
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June 2010
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This is currently happening via e-mailed text...
Sam: drinkin' zima. singing karaoke. we pimping
Sam: lame. I need you now tonight. and I need you now forever
Sam: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Me: Are you drunk Rick-Rolling me via text messe from Japan?
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So, Oprah’s running a contest to give people a show. I hate Oprah. Zach here has cerebral palsy and wants a show. Zach is hilarious and I like Zach. I want him to have a show. Vote for Zach here.
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I'm tearing up over here...
You know, like eyewater. Sam Mendes and his iPhone commercial. Talk about pulling on some heart strings, and then ripping them out your face.
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Gah. Apple has me wrapped around their finger. If...
For shame.
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Astronauts? More like astro-nuts. How you gonna be all “Howdy, I’m a...
– Welp, I guess it’s time for me to go to bed.
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I find it pretty hilarious that Gizmodo didn't get...
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Every time a student asks my age...
Student: (in Japanese) How old are you?
Me: How old am I? I'm 24.
Random other student: Jack Bauer...
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May 2010
25 posts
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